Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic?"
Sardar says, "Pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johnny Walker single."
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married!"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k.
Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k. ......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory: Moon is more important than Sun; coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "Chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal", it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "Chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
...... "After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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A Tamilian calls up Sardar and asks" Tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 Sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A Sardar at an interview for the post of a detective.
Interviewer: who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A Sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER'. He replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewer: what s your qualification?
Sardarji: Sir I am PhD.
Interviewer: what do you mean by PhD?
Sardarji: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitab: In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar: liquid state.....
Audience clapped... Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......

Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: so, logically, your are married.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don't.
Zail: Saala HOMO!!!





What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.

What about the sardarji wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.


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There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.
They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,
"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
"No problem! We'll attack Amrika(America), it would take over us and then
we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."
All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd
was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"



Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."





One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him,
"Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him "Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing" Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, "b***n c**d! Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aara!




Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it hat I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."


Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, and ADDRESS etc. Then he the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.