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Remedy For KKR's Illness PDF Print E-mail
Written by sandy   
Sunday, 10 May 2009
Remedy For KKR's IllnessThe first thing comes in my mind for KKR's illness is "Make DADA Coach Cum Captain". But this is very unlikely in this version of IPL where one can believe Dada will take this offer. The very next option is to provide a manual for coaching in India to John Buchanan at the earliest possible because SRK seems to be so obsessed with foreign coach specially John Buchanan that he not going to ask John to resign. Instead, the only thing left is to provide John a manual for coaching an Indian Cricket Team in India. The coaching manual may be something like this.

Do's

  • Do give due respect to the existing captain when you join a team in India.
  • Do understand the emotions of the local fans and supporters of the team because they are the soul of the entire team which the players playing for
  • Do understand the Indian mind set which is Slow But Steady Wins The Race
  • Do understand experience does matter in our part of the world. Right mix of experience and youth is the key.
  • Do read the sport sections of the local news papers where you get to know and understand the current vibes of the local sports and its supporters for which the sport is alive.
  • Do a detailed research on the true replacements of the aged player and then discuss that with the whole team and local sports authority.
  • Do understand the climate and soil condition of the grounds and based on that judge the fitness and endurance levels of the local players including the senior players who apparently looks  lazy and less active on the field.
  • Do focus more on the technical part of the cricket then other fancy and news breaking things.
  • Do try to keep things transparent, except game strategies for the individual matches.


Dont's


  • Dont come with exciting ground breaking theories from the very initial years of coaching.
  • Dont give too much emphasis on fitness than class, form and performance. They are also important in sports, specially cricket.
  • Dont bring too much support staff from abroad. Get local experts in these areas.
  • Dont ignore the local media and supporters emotions or else the team gets demotivated by their protests.
  • Dont spread rumours and negative comments about the local media, supporters and in certain cases, players as well.
  • Dont depend on laptops too much because end of the day captain has to run the show on the field based on the circumstances.
  • Dont keep good in-form players in the reserve bench for too long whom you paid so much for their past performances.
  • Dont depend too much on foreign players because they are not very familiar with the team and the atmosphere compared to local players.
Wish this manual will help John Buchanan.
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abc252009 - Calpol or Crocin or Carmozyme Author | 2009-05-11 18:44:24
it is evident that the experiments of BOKA-KNOWN failed miserably. the Chappal (Slipper) and Boka-known (in bengali it means stupid) characters were truely great in indian cricket history. Reading the news articles in Times, i understand that when ppl make mistakes they go on and on making mistakes. God only knows when this pain will stop. We can go on blaming others as we are Masters in Blaming All (MBA). Steve Waugh rightly pointed out that his particular coach needs to be controlled. This effective advice was not heeded by SRK. KKR had everything but RACISM, HATRED, DIVISION, POLITICS, MISMANAGEMENT spoiled everything. I was also reading the wonderful article by Jadeja. so enjoy the matches of Deccan Chargers or Delhi Daredevils or any other IPL2 team... and forgive and forget KKR of IPL2.
sandy - please provide the links ... Publisher | 2009-05-11 19:08:26
Will be helpfull, if you provide the links of both the articles you talking about for references ...
abc252009 - Links of BOKA-KNOWN SRK and KK Author | 2009-05-12 16:09:05
RACIAL RIFT in KKR
http://blogs.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/ruebarbpie/entry/racial-rift-in-knight-riders

How KKR lost the game, plot and heart
http://blogs.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Addictions/entry/how-kkr-lost-the-game

Time for some goodwill hunting, SRK?
http://blogs.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/pulpfriction/entry/time-for-some-goodwill-hunting
sandy - Thanx @abc Publisher | 2009-05-13 16:44:34
Links are interesting... will have huge reparkation ... the most talked about link is http://fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com/
sandy - Today's defeat ensures John' Publisher | 2009-05-12 17:41:39
Surely today's defeat is the death nail for John Buchanan and his company of all foreign coaches. If there any bowling coach then he should first learn how to deal with Indian bowlers first otherwise huge total like todays game is even not enough to defend for the the team.
Deba - KKR shows how to clinch defeat IP:203.171.243.150 | 2009-05-12 18:00:47
The Phoren Babas are a bunch of jokers now. Is Mr. Bhookha resembles Kajol, by any chance? Why does Badshah D**do still sticking to him? Well, one thing these phoren babas tought, I think. How to destroy the moral strength of the players and how to clinch defeat from the mouth of an easy victory!!!

(All the names are taken from fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com.. and they are not my sole creation)
sandy - Thanx for refering the source Publisher | 2009-05-13 08:38:41
Its now so popular that along with the original blogger every other person comfortable and familiar using those nicknames of KKR team support staffs as they are so apt.
abc252009 - BOKA & SRK PARTNERS IN KR ? Author | 2009-05-13 09:09:36
KOLKATA IS removed from KOLKATA KNIGHT RIDERS by SRK. thus its just KNIGHT RIDERS. i think if BOKA is made promoter partner of KR then all problems would be solved. Anyone can GAMBLE with others money. But can u GAMBLE with your own money ?
abc252009 - IF THEN ELSE ? Author | 2009-05-13 09:13:15
what if you were SRK ? what would you have done ?
sandy - I would have read the manual a Publisher | 2009-05-13 09:26:36
I would have first read the manual above , SIMPLE !!!
sandy - Money!!! Publisher | 2009-05-13 09:15:30
You can gamble if you have less white money so to make the rest white one can adopt this eye washing ;)
sandy - How true is this? Publisher | 2009-05-13 09:24:41
Ganguly Out of KKR-> KR!!!
Ponting Captain of KR!!!
All rumours or Pre-planned...
abc252009 - KR DEFEAT is pre-planned move Author | 2009-05-13 09:29:24
all pre-planned of course.
sandy - Are they playing with emotions Publisher | 2009-05-15 18:59:03
Are they playing with emotions of KKR fans!!!
If so then they should go to hell !!! Are they playing with the emotions of million KKR -> KR fans all over the world. Is this a joke with these huge existing fan base??? Then its their last time with KKR and they will be thrown out by millions of fans before next IPL for sure.
abc252009 - who's playing in KR ? Author | 2009-05-13 09:38:02
its all about money honeyyy. and the controversy is WHAT KIND of BRAND IMAGE SRK PORTRAYS AFTER LOOSING IT WITH KR.
sandy - Negative brand image not going Publisher | 2009-05-15 18:56:01
Negative brand image not going work
This happens in bollywood and it perhaps works out there. But not here in cricket...its serious stuff for fans.Its not just a game...its religion...not going to work for long. Be clear about that!!!
Shalu - Faster Remedy IP:59.98.149.206 | 2009-05-13 10:17:18
Here is a list which I feel would be curative:

1. BCCI should amend rules and throws out SRK, from the scheme of things in IPL

2. New owner, new coach & support staff (obviously) with the same set of players would definitely work for the team. I am sure the foriegn players are not racially biased. They would be extremely naive if they actually are.

Nothing else would be required apart from the above. All members of the team are champions. Somehow our DADA is always bitten by the people he backs to the hilt. Buchanan and SRK are the latest entrants in the list which is highlighted by Chappel but there are many more in the list (I would prefer avoiding names at this stage)

Apart from the above there are some more insights which I would like to share.

I really have my doubts that somebody could racially abuse our indian cricketers in presence of DADA (and also while ponting is not around!). One should not forget that he took on the entire lot of such people (who were in the habit of calling us coolies, monkey, indie, blackie and so on and treat us like shit) by the horn and came out smilingly. It is primarily because of him that players of the Indian team get the amount of respect they currently get amongst the racially inclined Australian/ British/ South African players.

AND if it is true that these things happened in spite of DADA being around, then we can understand what Pawar & Team + SRK & team have done to our firebrand DADA. They all should be killed for this!
sandy - Thanx for the comment Publisher | 2009-05-13 10:54:34
Additionally, I believe Ganguly is not in his usual state of mind. He has devastated by one after another attacks from all quarters where he never expected. So any unseen blow impacts a lot and Ganguly is no exception. What I thought in my opinion he should have immediatly left the team from South Africa after his termination from captaincy declared officially by KKR team management. It was total insult to a player of his strature.
soma das - my views others may not agree IP:202.78.232.70 | 2009-05-13 10:30:48
my views goes like dis......if at all foreign players required then quality player should be recruited or else not required at all......srk also should take proper advice from ex international playes of india before making the team, as he is not from this profession and must agree to this fact that he has much lesser knowledge than them ....
sandy - John and company is the cultpr Publisher | 2009-05-13 11:05:43
Team is definately good as far the foreign players concern. One the other team (which is almost same in size) from australia and newzealand creating all the problems. I mean the support team plus all the coaches including head coach. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
RK - Sack both IP:125.22.51.30 | 2009-05-13 11:03:58
I think both Buchanan and Ganguly should be sacked.

Buchanan - coz he has absolutely no leadership or coaching skills

Ganguly - coz he's old. He didnt even bother playing in a crucial Ranji match for Bengal which was a few weeks before the IPL.

Get a respectable captain like Ponting or someone else who has the experience and credibility to build a team
sandy - Idea is risky!!! Publisher | 2009-05-13 11:10:26
With due respect to the fact that Ganguly is only interested in (money plant)IPL,If he been sacked then who will anchor the team with so many inexperienced young players from bengal and India???I cant see anyone who can bridge the gap between foreign and local players to keep up the team spirit.
rajessh.biswas - Ganguly is responsible for his Registered | 2009-06-04 09:15:58
Most of the fans especially the fans of ganguly forgot that ganguly himself insisted the respective authorities to appoint chappel and buchanan as a coach.

RK is rightly pointed out that sourav had a lack of match practice. He thought he did well in stage without any rehearsal. By respecting his own fame he should be retired from IPL too before being sacked.
Debanjan - KKR-Performance IP:122.169.140.210 | 2009-05-13 11:20:19
John Buchanan's multiple-captain theory was the talking point before the team left for South Africa where Brendon McCullum replaced Sourav Ganguly as captain of the side. The move caused heartburn among Ganguly fans.

The bad performance prompted Knight Riders team management to send back two players Akash Chopra and Sanjay Bangar from South Africa.
sandy - This is problem... but solutio Publisher | 2009-05-13 12:10:56
How can we come out from this KKR's uncurable decease ???
Sudipta - Laptop theory IP:117.194.194.186 | 2009-05-13 11:39:35
First of all, take away the LAPTOP from Bhookha-Naan & give him a Black Board.
sandy - Black Board with Black Jersy!! Publisher | 2009-05-13 12:08:47
Good match!!! They should use black board and I fully agree with that. Laptop not working at all in the field. :-)
Deba - Virus in the team IP:203.171.243.150 | 2009-05-13 12:35:31
I think there's a conspiracy against Bhookha. May be there is a virus in his lappy. on that point black board is a good solution for him...

As you all know, the above written is not the fact, then any blackboard or anything is not needed... just replace Bhookha, kick him out of the squad with his bunch of white monkeys and get back to win games.

HTF some ANDY BICHEL racially abuse some Indian? If still Badshah D**DO backs these people... I think Gauri should think of a divorce or the relationship with Saif in "Kal Ho Naa Ho" is real life thing for Badshah?? and Gauri is well aware of it??

Too much confusion!!!!
sandy - Its an lost case!!! Publisher | 2009-05-13 18:38:27
KKR now KR, is a lost case. Am better supporting Mumbai Indians where we have respect for senior players atleast.
ddatta IP:94.99.105.181 | 2009-05-13 15:57:14
After the KKR debacle, I'm sure Bhooka Naan and his team of idiots will no longer coach KKR and I firmly believe that Lordie will not play for the side.

After K is dropped from KKR, does it actually matter any more.

For this debacle, SRK and the team management are responsible. No doubt, he is going all out to sell a major stake in KKR ... oops, sorry . . KR.
sandy - KR will really not matter anym Publisher | 2009-05-13 18:35:21
By the begging of next IPL KR will not really matter of concern to the public of Kolkata anymore. It will be an Australia franchise by then with Australian coach, captain and all important support staffs. !!!
Anonymous - dont know IP:122.169.131.115 | 2009-05-13 19:28:58
KKR - a team which has no respect for the game, forget about the team, should be disqualified from IPL and never be allowed to play for any team!
sandy - Very interesting comment... !! Publisher | 2009-05-14 19:45:07
All together disqualify !!! Very tough stance :-) But can not rule out the comment though, where its total disregard for the players and the game is visible openly.
Piu IP:74.11.153.178 | 2009-05-14 19:32:23
I can only say - Korbo Lorbo Harbo re ... Cheer Lead der ____ dekhabo re
sandy - Nachbo Gaibo Chorabo Re!!! Publisher | 2009-05-14 19:56:45
Sometimes, I have found players are laguhing in the dugout. May be they are used to that by now :-) They have learned the art of loosing every game ...
abc252009 - harbo harbo aro harbo ree IP:59.93.201.239 | 2009-05-15 18:26:06
SRK and KR er illness er kono remedy nei perhaps ? they are both permanently ill ?
sandy - re: harbo harbo aro harbo ree Publisher | 2009-05-15 18:53:14
abc252009 wrote:
SRK and KR er illness er kono remedy nei perhaps ? they are both permanently ill ?


Is Ill the right word ? Or, should we use sick
sandy - Ganguly slowly slowing down Publisher | 2009-05-17 15:55:20
Its the starting of end. Todays performance in IPL2 against Deccan Chargers clearly showed both his age and skills going against the demanding nature of T20.
sandy - Ganguly - Off Colour Publisher | 2009-05-19 16:58:06
Ganguly has almost lost the match today... Its really time for him to call it a day!!! Certain superstition in cricketers are common. But few are suicidal like Ganguly has the tendency to ground his bat after he reaches the crease which is dangerous in todays level of running out where split second late can cost you your wicket. Its a basic practise in todays cricket to ground your bat and drag till you well pass the crease.
Soumya - Just watch cricket IP:121.247.231.139 | 2009-05-20 04:27:03
I personally think, any team sport requires some very few essential ingredients for success.
1)team spirit
2)passion
3)ability to work in unision as a team.
4)respect for each other
5)complementing your team mates

KKR has not got a good team that gels together.I believe and this is entirely my personal opinion that there is no one in the team who can be a good leader for them.
The stand out captain in the IPL is shane warne. I am a avid follower of cricket and I do not recall so accomplished a captain like Warne.
Rajashthan Royals are a TEAM.
Let us watch cricket. In these troubled waters of disunity, amidst the heat of the elections, in the murky waters of hatred, let us enjoy the binding force of the sport that has brought joy to millions in India.
sandy - KKR getting back in track Publisher | 2009-05-23 04:52:50
But its too late for this time. Better luck next time. :-)
And Ganguly not fitting with the team as a batsman anymore. Only as a captain and his captaincy skills can justify his presence in the team.
sandy - Last times last became this ti Publisher | 2009-05-23 19:59:05
Last 2 teams of last IPL have appeared top this time in IPL2. This is amazing to see them performing so good with convincing wins against last years top teams. Unfortunatly the mediocars remain same as they were last time. I mean KKR and Mumbai Indians.
sandy - Finally the last become first. Publisher | 2009-05-24 21:14:43
Finally the last became first... nothing can be more dramatic than this win from last from last year.
sandy - Guess the solution has finally Publisher | 2009-07-28 09:29:54
I guess,the KKR problem has been finally solved. Hopefully next year the team will come with flying colours.
sandy - Dada will do it again Publisher | 2009-07-28 09:34:05
If everything goes well then Dada will be back and regain his lost crown in KKR. Once again he has proved this rare quality of "Never-say-die attitude…its all in the Mind".
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